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[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Let's just settle this once and for all:

Who is the most most emo person to ever emo on the FH circuit?

WHY ARE YOU THE EMO KING OR QUEEN? WHY DO YOU MOPE AND WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Make your case!

Comments

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

- I never get any tail
- I am old
- I have cancer, yo
- Even my bugs don't put out
- I can only pinch my students' asses subtextually
- I am emotionally moronic
- Kitty Pryde died, and I don't get to dust her body for fingerprints or anything
- Sara screwed a girl, a guy who turned into a cat, and a space dude in the room next door and I overheard it all, man
- I am under a prophecy in which I totally die, on my cell phone, while losing my hearing, AGAIN. Lame, right?
- I'm a teacher and therefore can't play Master/Slave in Ethics Class
- I miss my mommy

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Wow, that is quite the compelling case.

But, you do have The Sex Hat.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

- Kitty Pryde died, and I don't get to dust her body for fingerprints or anything

*laughs way too hard at this*

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

You're so kinky, Gris.

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

Oooh, oooh, me.

1. Grew up as a slave.
2. No father.
3. Left my mother AS A SLAVE to go join the Jedi.
4. Who then turned me down.
5. And only reconsidered after the guy who brought me to them died.
6. Leaving me to be trained by his ex-boyfriend.
7. Who won't have sex with me.
8. EVER.
9. Even when I put him in glitter.
10. He's also kinda afraid of me because I'm powerful and slightly evil.
11. And the rest of the Jedi are kinda afraid of me, too.
12. And I'm never supposed to fall in love or have a meaningful relationship.
13. And have you seen the hotties I work with? And Padme? Sexual frustration leads to the Dark Side, yo.
14. WTF is up with my hair anyway?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

But, dude, in the future, you're gonna be known for some GREAT catch phrases.

Oh wait, that might also add to the emo.

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

Sexual frustration leads to the Dark Side, yo.

*dies of the not-breathing*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Princess of Angst, over here!

1. I hate crying, and yet I do it ALL THE FREAKING TIME.
2. My last boyfriend abandoned me!
3. My daddy is uninvolved!
4. My grandparents suck!
5. I am OMG CONFLICTED.
6. My current boyfriend has Issues!
7. I write compulsively and keep an EMO JOURNAL.
8. I have an Angst Tiara
9. I can make any given situation about me, and blame myself for anything/everything wrong!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Your current boyfriend was a bunny too. I think that puts you about neck and neck with both Grissom and Anakin in the emo game, if not pushing you ahead.

[e-gilmore.livejournal.com]

I heard that!

[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

I think my Sex Hat is cooler than your Angst Tiara. And my dad left me when I was a kid to participate in illegal trade with the Commies!

Yes still, I admire your angst. Hmmm... maybe I should start an emo journal.

[msgilmoredanes.livejournal.com]

But you have a KICKASS mommy :)

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

I have 43 years worth of canon angst, including the whole Destroying My Own Home Planet thing. To put it all down here would take waaaay too much effort.

But here at FH:
-I fancy three people at once. Where do I get off? Not to mention Rose, for whom my feelings are Unexplained.
-My girlfriend left me in the clinic to go snog.
-I just pissed everyone off in the WHOLE SCHOOL.
-Dean Bristow won't let me be a vigilante.
-I teach a class that's impossible to recap on the radio.
-I hadn't had sex in a Really Long Time until two months ago. Some people in my fandom believe I shouldn't be having sex at all. To which my mun says 'pish'.
-Lee Adama has better arms than I do.

But I do have a nifty sword.

[anextimeagent.livejournal.com]

I fancy three people at once. Where do I get off?

I didn't think that "Where" was quite the question. "Whom" would seem much more apt.

[demonbelthazor]

I have been ordered to kill my girlfriend.

Beat that.


And my mother hates me. *pout*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

I'll kill my wife?

And then react to the news with the worse excuse for an emotional breakdown ever recorded on film?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Hey, I will kill my girlfriend (while posessed by an alien) and then she comes back to life and rejects me and my blue eyes!

[sharon-valerii.livejournal.com]

I'm going to get my boyfriend in trouble, try to kill myself, shoot my commanding officer, and then be murdered by my best friend Cally. *sniffles*

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Your girlfriend will kill you when she catches you making with the naked touching with one of her best friends. Don't forget that.

Oh, and don't forget about Angelus's leash.

Heeee!

[http://users.livejournal.com/sydney_bristow_/]

Oooo my turn

- is sixteen and pregnant

- significant other is dead

- has the Dean as a father

- grieving loss of man she loved

- member of an extremely dysfunctional family

- another boyfriend killed by people she worked for

- was working for the enemy

- had two years of life erased

[marieann-d.livejournal.com]

Dude. I could so give y'all a run for your money:

1. I can't touch people.
   
2. I almost killed my first boyfriend becase of #1.
   
3. My first kiss sucked (see #1&2)
   
4. My family kicked her out when they found out about 1 and 2.
   
5. I hitchhiked to Alaska (and you think truckers are nice to pretty teens that need rides?)
   
6. I was nearly killed in a firey car accident.
   
7. I was nearly killed by the man who saved my life.
   
8. I absorbed said man and nearly killed HIM.
   
9. I can't touch people.
   
10. I was run off from the first place I felt accepted and safe by a lying bitch someone I thought was my friend.
    
11. I was kidnapped and nearly killed (it's like a theme!) by an evil human-hating mutant, whom I also share headspace with.
    
12. Logan and Magneto's nightmares. 'Nuff said.
    
13. I can't touch people.
    
14. A group of my friends were kidnapped and nearly killed by a mutant-hating psycho.
    
15. My first love dumped her [okay, so it was partly her fault, but don't tell her that.]
    
16. My roommate is missing, presumed dead.
    
17. Did I mention the part where I can't touch people?
    

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Hitchhiking to Alaska? Now, that's cool.

Yeah, the no touching thing would suck though especially for the "special" instances...

Your head's about as crowded as mine!

[can_be_more]

1. If I knew my parents, I would find out that my mother is a psycho bitch who will hate me and who killed my father despite that whole "We had you because we wanted you" thing.
2. Can't read your language, but I'm expected to keep up in class.
3. Have too much pride to admit to 2, anyway.
4. I can't handle a frelling Rubik's Cube.
5. Considering all the phrases you all use, I'm out of half the conversations anyway.
6. Everyone's scared of me. I mean, they should be, but...
7. Weekly angst fests with boyfriend (*waves to John*)
8. Boyfriend seems to think that the best way for me to get over my emo is to talk about it when I don't want to, thusly leading to 6, thusly meaning I'm even more upset.
9. I'm not sure whether or not I want to go back to the Peacekeepers.
10. Not sure whether I'll fit in if I do go back.
11. My boyfriend's daddy hates me.
12. And wants him to get together with someone like Janet.
13. I'm responsible for Peacekeeper weapons being sold on the black market on another planet.
14. I just found out I'm living in a room with a bunch of adults which... if you think about it, is a little weird.
15. I just found out there's another me out there, omg!
16. Do the words "irreversible contamination" mean anything to you? Because I think there might be a problem with that.

Do I get extra points if 11-15 just happened since Saturday?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*waves back*

I guess I can take responsibility for #11. He really was a prick, huh?

#8 works! It works I tell you.

And yeah, you're emo, but you're also working the hotness. That makes you kind of un emo!

[chasingangela]

1. I have nothing good to be sad about.
2. Nonetheless, I really like being miserable.
3. So I make drama out of everything bad that happens to me.
4. Observe my emo tears.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Your icon is makimg me emo!

*emo criz*

[bridge-carson.livejournal.com]

~ I ran out of cupcake mix.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

YOU WIN.

*gives the emo trophy to Bridge*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG I AM TOO EMO TO EVEN LIST EVERYTHING.

Also, I am teh most emo as there is no toast on the Galactica as we put all the toasters out the airlock. OMG. WOE.

[likeguidelines.livejournal.com]

Oh noes! A world without toast!

*would compose an emo poem about this but was all tapped out rhyming things to "Padme"*