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Let's just settle this once and for all:

Who is the most most emo person to ever emo on the FH circuit?

WHY ARE YOU THE EMO KING OR QUEEN? WHY DO YOU MOPE AND WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Make your case!

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Oooh, oooh, me.

1. Grew up as a slave.
2. No father.
3. Left my mother AS A SLAVE to go join the Jedi.
4. Who then turned me down.
5. And only reconsidered after the guy who brought me to them died.
6. Leaving me to be trained by his ex-boyfriend.
7. Who won't have sex with me.
8. EVER.
9. Even when I put him in glitter.
10. He's also kinda afraid of me because I'm powerful and slightly evil.
11. And the rest of the Jedi are kinda afraid of me, too.
12. And I'm never supposed to fall in love or have a meaningful relationship.
13. And have you seen the hotties I work with? And Padme? Sexual frustration leads to the Dark Side, yo.
14. WTF is up with my hair anyway?

But, dude, in the future, you're gonna be known for some GREAT catch phrases.

Oh wait, that might also add to the emo.

*thinks*

True. And the outfit is quite fetching, not to mention adding five inches to my height.

But--whiny son. Dead Padmé, Dead Obi-Wan, kissing up to Palpatine for decades.

I'm gonna go listen to some more Dashboard Confessional now.

Make sure to mix it up with a little Evanescence.

Sexual frustration leads to the Dark Side, yo.

*dies of the not-breathing*

*notes that not-breathing leads to death. Will remember this for the future*

OMG! Now I have emo from being the one to give Anakin the whole choking-people-to-death idea!

...or, wait, I think that was indigestion.

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