1. If I knew my parents, I would find out that my mother is a psycho bitch who will hate me and who killed my father despite that whole "We had you because we wanted you" thing.
2. Can't read your language, but I'm expected to keep up in class.
3. Have too much pride to admit to 2, anyway.
4. I can't handle a frelling Rubik's Cube.
5. Considering all the phrases you all use, I'm out of half the conversations anyway.
6. Everyone's scared of me. I mean, they should be, but...
7. Weekly angst fests with boyfriend (*waves to John*)
8. Boyfriend seems to think that the best way for me to get over my emo is to talk about it when I don't want to, thusly leading to 6, thusly meaning I'm even more upset.
9. I'm not sure whether or not I want to go back to the Peacekeepers.
10. Not sure whether I'll fit in if I do go back.
11. My boyfriend's daddy hates me.
12. And wants him to get together with someone like Janet.
13. I'm responsible for Peacekeeper weapons being sold on the black market on another planet.
14. I just found out I'm living in a room with a bunch of adults which... if you think about it, is a little weird.
15. I just found out there's another me out there, omg!
16. Do the words "irreversible contamination" mean anything to you? Because I think there might be a problem with that.

Do I get extra points if 11-15 just happened since Saturday?