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Let's just settle this once and for all:

Who is the most most emo person to ever emo on the FH circuit?

WHY ARE YOU THE EMO KING OR QUEEN? WHY DO YOU MOPE AND WHY ARE YOU SAD?

Make your case!

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1. If I knew my parents, I would find out that my mother is a psycho bitch who will hate me and who killed my father despite that whole "We had you because we wanted you" thing.
2. Can't read your language, but I'm expected to keep up in class.
3. Have too much pride to admit to 2, anyway.
4. I can't handle a frelling Rubik's Cube.
5. Considering all the phrases you all use, I'm out of half the conversations anyway.
6. Everyone's scared of me. I mean, they should be, but...
7. Weekly angst fests with boyfriend (*waves to John*)
8. Boyfriend seems to think that the best way for me to get over my emo is to talk about it when I don't want to, thusly leading to 6, thusly meaning I'm even more upset.
9. I'm not sure whether or not I want to go back to the Peacekeepers.
10. Not sure whether I'll fit in if I do go back.
11. My boyfriend's daddy hates me.
12. And wants him to get together with someone like Janet.
13. I'm responsible for Peacekeeper weapons being sold on the black market on another planet.
14. I just found out I'm living in a room with a bunch of adults which... if you think about it, is a little weird.
15. I just found out there's another me out there, omg!
16. Do the words "irreversible contamination" mean anything to you? Because I think there might be a problem with that.

Do I get extra points if 11-15 just happened since Saturday?

*waves back*

I guess I can take responsibility for #11. He really was a prick, huh?

#8 works! It works I tell you.

And yeah, you're emo, but you're also working the hotness. That makes you kind of un emo!

And he was so NICE at first, and then it didn't go so well.

8 does not work. You have a lot of learning to do.

Hot people can't be emo?

I think he wanted me to be with a blonde.

It does to work! I do it and I'm well adjusted. You just don't wanna try things my way.

They can be emo, oh yes. But, at least they look GOOD being emo.

So he picked a redhead?

Okay, fine, maybe 8 works for YOU. That doesn't mean it will for me.

Point there. You're pretty good at it yourself. Especially when the thumb thing happens.

He's weird like that. I think the next step was asking her to dye it blonde. Say, you wouldn't do that would you? I think that would help him like you...

You won't even try. It's just "shut up, John" and off to the gym you go.

Aww, thanks. I'll write "brood more with thumb thing included" in my day planner.

Next time I see him, I'll wear the non-fertility-symbol wig.

I have to say "Shut up, John" a lot more than just once, for the record.

Oooh. But I refuse to wear the gold pants again.

Yeah, but I make up for it when I make you say other things...

You haven't burned those yet?

... *clears throat* Not in public...

They might come in handy as kindling should a major snow storm wipe out power.

You said some fun things last night...

Fireflight on those pants, though... Could get blinding. Safety hazard.

*facepalms*

Yeah, but they might make a good flare if we get stranded somewhere...

What's that nickname you gave me again?

That is a good point, actually.

*glaring* I don't remember giving you a nickname shut up shut up shut up...

See, I have my moments.

It was a cute nickname, for you at least. It was after the tongue thing...

They're rare, but you do have them.

What do I have to do to get you to stop talking?

Was that so hard to say?

Admit you gave me a nickname and I might shut up...

Yes.

*makes out with you instead*

And yet so satisfying for me to hear.

*takes that instead of the nickname because OMG AERYN KISSES WHEEE*

Now that you can get used to.

*writes making out down on every single calendar day in day planner*

There was that tongue thing again...

We may have to start ditching classes for more makeout time.

That's so risky, honey.

I love it. I'm there.

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