Fandom Therapy - Confession Edition

[icecoldfrost]

It's Wednesday and I'm bored, darlings.

So come sit over here by your Auntie Emma and tell me a secret that no one else knows. Confess something that's been on your mind. If you don't have any secrets - which is a lie, although I'd never be so rude as to say so to your face - tell me something you wish would happen to you. Who knows? Maybe your telepathic fairy godmother - or those other people that live here - can help you with whatever it is that worries your pretty little brain.

The management promises not to use anything for nefarious purposes. Cross my heart and hope to lie.

Comments

[chosehumanity]

So I may have wound up becoming the vampire king of Bristol and slid a few points down on the morality scale in the process... but I'm doing it all to wean them off blood, I swear.

[bitten_notshy]

Emma, I'm stealing this one for a moment.

What? How does that happen? Most people don't just walk down the street and la, la, la, today I'm a king.

Seriously, what?

[chosehumanity]

Well, I'm the only one with the contacts to get the system back in place. And last week I executed another vampire the old way to show that I meant business. I don't like it, but I didn't have many options left. It's just... temporary.

[bitten_notshy]

Oh, it's all right then. I'm sure the vampire you killed was grateful to know they were being sacrificed to make a point.

How long is 'temporary'?

[chosehumanity]

Just long enough to get them all off the blood...?

And Cara killed two innocent teenagers. She'd been warned.

[vanillajello]

I know I ended up a princess-of-sorts pretty randomly, but I would like to second this "what?" and also add a "WHAT?"

[chosehumanity]

I AM TRYING NOT TO DRAG YOU INTO IT, KATE. Because my track record with secrecy is so good...

[vanillajello]

Is this the same type of deal as when you tried to keep me out of it by not telling me you were a vampire in the first place?

Yeah, I don't see that working out.

[chosehumanity]

Oh, come on, this one'll go loads better! I'm just putting things in order for the moment. If simply because I'm likely to be off elsewhere for my own killing spree by the time things go horribly wrong!

[vanillajello]

... You so fit in with all the other misguided optimists in my family.

[icecoldfrost]

That's what they all say.