Dear Santa Claus....

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So, the holidays, they are upon us! Carolers are caroling, manic shoppers are shopping, elves are...elving. And some of us like my player are even stuck with enjoying leisurely time with their families!

So, to pass the time, come tell Auntie Joanie what you'd like for Christmas. We've done this before, but feel free to dig a little deeper. What do you really want, Fandom? And no one give me any of that 'world peace' bullshit.

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[bitten_notshy]

Dear Santa:

First off, I'm Jewish, and second off, I grew up before Coca-Cola taught the whole world to believe in Santa. And, third, I haven't been especially good this year. But on the off chance you feel like reading my letter regardless...

It seems like the colonies end up a country after this war in most realities. Let's have things work out that way here too, all right? No creative editing of reality as a Christmas gift.

For my other present, please get me home this year. 2012 home, the one with gay rights and the Internet and even stupid reality TV shows. Get me there alive and in one piece. I have a hard time caring overmuch what happens to my corpse.

Don't kill Sebastien, either. That already happened.

And if I have not completely blown through your stash of goodwill with those requests, I'd like whatever discreet portable electronic goods you can slip my way, and a supply of strong, high-quality instant coffee. There are certain conveniences I've become used to that this time is entirely lacking in.

Yours,

Jack