Dear Santa Claus....

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So, the holidays, they are upon us! Carolers are caroling, manic shoppers are shopping, elves are...elving. And some of us like my player are even stuck with enjoying leisurely time with their families!

So, to pass the time, come tell Auntie Joanie what you'd like for Christmas. We've done this before, but feel free to dig a little deeper. What do you really want, Fandom? And no one give me any of that 'world peace' bullshit.

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Dear ... Who are you again? They call you Santa?

Huh. Santa. I don't think I've heard that name before. What Realm are you from? Why are we writing letters to you for things? Do you just go around giving people that write you whatever they ask for? How are you even able to do that? Do you have a Court that helps you ... no, I guess you wouldn't have a Court being as you seem to be a male. That doesn't explain how you might be able to grant the requests of everyone that writes you -- at least not in any semblance of a reasonable time frame. This whole tradition does bring up so many questions, really.

I'm told that I'm supposed to ask for something, but I'm not even sure what kind of items you're able to bring me or what kind of things you're able to make happen ...

Oh! I know what I would like. I would like those Auditors things to have ended up in a very scary part of Hell and I would very much appreciate being able to get my first kiss from a boy.

Preferably Morton.

Thank you ever so much for whatever it is you do -- and really, how do you manage all of this? I would really like to sit down and talk with you about this because is seems like something a Queen should know about if you're going in and out of their Realms. You should be very careful about that, you know. They might think you are up to no good.

Respectfully,
Lady Cassidy