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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

So, what do you do when your boyfriend throws a party because a girl died and you're the ONLY ONE who is sensitive to realize that he's just dealing in his own way, and everyone's being so, omg, meeeeeeeeeeean about it?


*woe/angst, but not wangst*

Comments

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

*pets... carefully, because you never know when Logan is watching*

How about the fact that I can't get laid?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

It's because Jake is, omg, in love with me. I should go kill myself so you can get some.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

You do that. Just be obvious that it's all your decision and don't mess up any evidence that'll prove it was you.

...Well? Dude, I'm waiting.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I shall write a note detailing how you encouraged me to do this, you meeeeenie.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Hey, no! Then Jake will be all sad because nomoreRory and he'll wibble at me and how can I get laid when he's depressed?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Hurt/comfort?

'Course, you might have to deal with Logan and then you'll be all brokeny and Jake will be DOUBLY SAD.

[fh_jackass]

*glares*

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Is it my fault you weren't around to comfort your girlfriend?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*cough*

No, it's mine. I told you. Everything is always my fault.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

Maybe this time it's Logan's, sweetie. Don't be so selfish - share a little of that blame.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

See, it's my fault because he didn't know I'm FULL OF WOE omg.