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So, what do you do when your boyfriend throws a party because a girl died and you're the ONLY ONE who is sensitive to realize that he's just dealing in his own way, and everyone's being so, omg, meeeeeeeeeeean about it?

*woe/angst, but not wangst*

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Toast solves all problems.

Especially if it is buttery.

What if there's honey? Or jam. I like jam.

Hey at least party-throwing's a better way of dealing with tramua than, say, becoming a ruthless warrior and laying waste to all in your path.

...

Not that I'd know anything about that, of course.

...Someone died?

Apparently...

Ask them if any of the meanies have ever been bunnies. When they say no, tell them that gives your boyfriend a chin up in the sensitivity department because bunnies are OMG SO CUTE and sensitive.

Hey! I'd like to point out that having died myself, I'm all for throwing a party to celebrate life. Not just because I'm not dead any more either.

Huh, I guess that's what you miss when you're busy not caring.

Seconded!

OMG, don't you CARE? Like, wow, someone totally bit the big one and you're supposed to have a BIG, HUGE EMO SOBFEST now! *passes out standard issue Fandom High emo!angst hankies*

I think we need to have an I'm Not Dead Any More school club. Don't you?

You talk to a little wooden boy.

Um, dude, watched entire village getting slaughtered as child, kills people for a living, not going to care about one person I barely knew.

AH, KITTY.

I knew you barely. ~~And yet my guilt complex requires that I blame myself for your death.~~

*weeps pitifully*

I was never dead, but a lot of people wish I was! Can I join?

*pitiful look*

Oh, well, I think we have pre-printed excuse forms for people are emotionally deadened to pain and loss.

So you're still coming to the party, right? Because, hey, excuse to drink.

There there. ~~Wow, it's all about you, isn't it?~~

I wore gold pants! Does that count for anything?

Excellent idea. We can all wangst in a corner about how much better our lives were before being resurrected as wangsty teenagers at a cracked out high school.

*sniffle*

~~Never, ever underestimate the Lorelais' power to make any situation about themselves. Seriously, they can do it with ANYTHING.~~

~~You know I don't drink intoxicants Theo-...Janet~~ Of course.

*pets... carefully, because you never know when Logan is watching*

~~How about the fact that I can't get laid?~~

John told me that toast is made of people.

I don't want to be a canibibble. *chin wibbling*

I refuse to be all weepy and sobby for someone I barely knew.

I mean, OMG! War! Against aliens! For seven years! And how many people did I treat and watch die and freakin' AUTOPSY, for cryin' out loud!

Tragic waste, yeah, yeah, I know, died so young, but OMG. I have set it aside and moved on!

~~*hands your guilt complex an emo!angst hankie with your initials*~~

Can I get a pre-emptive membership? Because I think I'm going to need it before our Five year reunion.

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