Girls

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Okay seriously, what's up with this school? How come all these girls can kick our collective asses and they know it too. And if they can't physically get you, they so have their tricks to render you completely speechless. Like just the other night, I had my girlfriend and Parker gang up on me. You'd think my girlfriend would try to defend me or something, but no... she has to make it even worse. It's just not fair.

Comments

[can_be_more]

Well, you do have your uses.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*isn't sure if he should be insulted or flattered*

[can_be_more]

Flattered, definitely. I mean, we couldn't have survived this long as species without males. Unless there's some asexual evolution going on that I'm unaware of.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*beams* Well, we're safe for now then.

[can_be_more]

Frell up too badly, though, and geneticists will phase your gender out. Just to let you know.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*gulps and wonders what he did to get threatened like that*

[can_be_more]

I'm speaking on a general level.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Right. I'll pass along the message to my people.

[can_be_more]

You do that. Most of them won't believe it anyway.

((I had fun in Photoshop this morning))

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Which puts me ahead of them all!

[can_be_more]

Congratulations.