Girls

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Okay seriously, what's up with this school? How come all these girls can kick our collective asses and they know it too. And if they can't physically get you, they so have their tricks to render you completely speechless. Like just the other night, I had my girlfriend and Parker gang up on me. You'd think my girlfriend would try to defend me or something, but no... she has to make it even worse. It's just not fair.

Comments

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Two words.

"Yes, Dear."

They will always save you a word of hurt.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Even when they're discussing edilbe underwear in public?

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

It's not that the sad puppydog face will get me every time or anything. Or that blown kisses are my Kryptonite. She can kick my ass just by being herself, dude.

*coughs* And I totally love it, too.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

See, I think I love it too much. Is that possible?

[sensethevisions]

Especially then.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*whimpers*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*has absolutely no idea what you mean*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Don't think so, man.

[sensethevisions]

See, when we are talking about stuff like that in public, it means that we aren't plotting how to kick ass. *smiles sweetly*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*thinks that all girls are evil and capable of messing with his head*

[sensethevisions]

*thinks that you're paranoid*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

That's good, because I think I'm developing a kink here.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

No, just get it into well... that. *flails*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*has reason to be*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight there with you, dude.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Of course, once they get on to that we're completely doomed.

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

*wonders why you would think that*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cause girly bits are distracting!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

What makes you think they don't already know? They're just not letting on to us that they do.

[sensethevisions]

You'd rather we kick ass than talk about kinky and sexy things?

[oatmanspatient.livejournal.com]

*Distracted by VM Head Tilt (tm)*

Hmm? What's that?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Shit. We're screwed, man.

*considers and smirks*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I'd rather discuss the kinky and sexy things in private...

[sensethevisions]

Do you think that Veronica and I are the only girls reading this?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

They don't know what they do to us, man. Or they do, which makes it even worse.