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We had coffee and chocolate chip pancakes tonight. Was good. ~~Corn syrup is good too. And I completely blame your detention for that.~~

Oooh! Pancakes! ~~I take no responsibilty for that. My detention was supposed to punish you, not give you sexy sexy ideas. You're lucky you didn't choose the parasitic shellfish. Ewww.~~

Yup, pancakes. Among other things. ~~It totally was punishment, too -- spending the whole day thinking about licking corn syrup off each other and not getting to do it? I'm glad we didn't pick the parasitic shellfish, 'cause YIKES.~~

How do you feel about waffles? ~~As long as it was torture. It kills me to be in the lounge with my boyfriend and not be able to...ahem...yes, parasitic shellfish are bad. Bad all over the place.~~

Haven't had 'em yet. I want to, though. Looking forward to making sure I get syrup into every single little square. ~~Yes. Definitely torture. Also, parasitic shellfish are definitely bad all over the place. Worse in some places than others.~~

Ten makes great waffles. You should drop by some morning.~~But not tomorrow because omg,Dirty....we won't be there.~~

Hmm, I might be able to forgive him a little quicker for that. Can me and Cally both drop by? ~~Definitely not tomorrow, because OMG, I am definitely sleeping in late.~~

Of course Cally can come. ~~Because even if you FTB, I know she does. Snerk.~~

Coooooooooooool. ~~*shines nails on shirt*~~

We can do the whole breakfast thing. Ten loves cooking for the kids. ~~Don't get too cocky, there's a LOT you have to learn, young one.~~

That sounds awesome. We'd love to. ~~I'm a firm believer in beginner's luck. Me and my coach know we've got a lot more training to do.~~

Super, I'll be expecting you! ~~If you ever need some one on one practice, let me know. Oh, the moves I could teach you. [evil grin]~~

Good grief I'm going to be ODing on popcorn at this rate.

~~Popcorn is bad for you. Far worse than subtexting. You know about anatomy, right?~~

~~I have mad anatomy skilz and I give good subtext~~

~~That's what I look for in a man...mad skillz. House can't possibly do the things I can.~~

~~I'd ask him about testing that theory except I don't want to get my ass kicked by 'my boyfriend, my other boyfriend and my kept boy' Besides, I've got moves not cleared for school grounds.~~

~~My boys are cool with the subtexting of those with mad skillz. And in case you haven't noticed, school grounds is where some of the best moves happen.~~

~~I have been noticing and was quite impressed with some of Ms. Matthew's and Mr. Crane's moves though, there are still many things to be learned.~~

~~They're still young. They'll learn. Too bad I don't teach Sex Ed.~~

~~I've been considering asking Bristow about teaching the class next term.~~

~~That excites me more than it should, by rights.~~

~~And I didn't even have to touch you.~~

~~I admire you for your mind. Really.~~

~~Well you know what they say about the brain being our greatest sexual organ.~~