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[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Okay...who put what in the water?

Is there anybody NOT getting some action tonight?

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[drgrissom.livejournal.com]

Me. But I just had surgery, so I figure I have an excuse. Not that I will ever get non-subtextual action, but still.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Meh...matter of degrees. I saw your monitor readings when you woke up and found Sara there...the subtext heart rate was more than a little elevated..

[chasingangela]

I'm not. Yet. The night is young.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

My point exactly.

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

Only from this IV, old chap.

[dr-jwilsonmd.livejournal.com]

Okay, I probably should have made an adendum for all those poor souls who are stuck in the Clinic hooked up to IV lines...all 3 of you.

[defiantlyyours.livejournal.com]

I'm unlikely to "get some action" tonight, or whatever vulgarity we're attaching to it now.

[chasingangela]

Do you *ever*?

...you know what? I'm not sure I want to know.

[can_be_more]

My boyfriend's mun had to go to sleep mid-flirting. I don't know if I'm getting... any. (But I did yesterday, so ha.)

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Timezones are the suck. We'll see what we can do about tonight...

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

My vampiric subtext-buddy is currently out of town, so I'm going with no at the moment.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

You're all just jealous, ha!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

They are?

. . . of what?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I'm not. Yet.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

mmmmm?

*looks up from painting Michael with mocha paint*

Go 'way. Busy.

*goes back to kisses down his spine*

[http://users.livejournal.com/___lily_evans_/]

Big ol' shouting match going on in Room 329 (http://www.livejournal.com/users/master_of_fear/10050.html). No love there - bwahahahaha!

[master-of-fear.livejournal.com]

note however, that it is *after* the handcuff sexing from Paige.

You and Draco never get any

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

Me.

And if the rest of you could kindly keep the moaning, rattling of handcuffs, lip-rubbing, and boot-knocking down, I would appreciate it.

SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO GET SOME SLEEP HERE!

::bangs friendslist with broom handle::

[actingltcrumpet.livejournal.com]

*rattles his IV pole at Wesley*

[emo-padawan.livejournal.com]

*raises hand*
*sulks*

*plays banthabell*
*sullenly*
*and alone*

[soniabelmont.livejournal.com]

*blows a kazoo pathetically*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Veronica hung out with The Tick in the dorm lobby tonight... so I'm going with No.

[krycek-rat.livejournal.com]

I'm getting Absolutely None, despite the fine leather pants Duce bought to decorate Jake's floor. *sads*

[marsheadtilt.livejournal.com]

Well that doesn't make me feel too bad since at least V isn't in a relationship :)

[death-n-binky.livejournal.com]

[prof-cregg.livejournal.com]

I think I've got more action than I can handle, frankly. I need a diagram.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

*hates on you*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I fell asleep before I could get any! *sads*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*TAUNTS OMG*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

You try not getting any action with Vala as your girlfriend.

[sensethevisions]

*beams happily and continues along her way*

[fates_jaye]

One of these days, dammit...

[valentine-tart.livejournal.com]

Gotta go with no, there. Unless WTF counts. In which case... maybe.

[janet_fraiser]

*raises hand*

My boyfriend is out of town! And my secret girlfriend is out of town with her boyfriend!

Instead I'm baking chocolate chip cookies in the dorms.

This is so totally not fair.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* Boyfriend is still in clinic with a bad case of pneumonia, damn it. And Parker's got my body paint.

[mparkerceo.livejournal.com]

And putting it to good use!

I really need to give you back what was left.

OR, um. Buy you a new tube, maybe.