My boyfriend is gay.

My boyfriend has just won the OTP Award with his best friend, who he's constantly flirting with. And now he's trying to make a run for it with Anders!

WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?!

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2005-11-06 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE SCHOOL, YOU WHORE.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2005-11-06 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. They're in the bleachers. WATCHING ME MAKE SWEET, SWEET LOVE TO YOU.

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2005-11-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You've got some odd kinks, man.

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2005-11-06 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, just twist it and make a point and stick it in.

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2005-11-06 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, would you FRAK OFF already?!

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2005-11-06 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
*hurls a gumball at you again*

[identity profile] cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com 2005-11-06 09:42 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG I will keep it forever and think of you! And fondle it at night along with Kara's dogtag!

[identity profile] leeadama.livejournal.com 2005-11-06 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
What is with YOU and FONDLING INANIMATE OBJECTS! Go frak a toaster for all I care!