I don't eat THAT much toast in a day. But, I probably make that much toast to parcel off to my friends. FOR I AM A NICE BOY.


And it's not a teddy bear, it's a plushie of a moose.


And you went wrong by LEAVING ME IN THE CARE OF CAROLINE ADAMA AND GOING OFF TO BE A FABULOUS OFFICER IN THE FLEET AND NOT GIVING ME THE CORRECT FATHERLY ADVICE AND LOVE.