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[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I don't eat THAT much toast in a day. But, I probably make that much toast to parcel off to my friends. FOR I AM A NICE BOY.


And it's not a teddy bear, it's a plushie of a moose.


And you went wrong by LEAVING ME IN THE CARE OF CAROLINE ADAMA AND GOING OFF TO BE A FABULOUS OFFICER IN THE FLEET AND NOT GIVING ME THE CORRECT FATHERLY ADVICE AND LOVE.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Oh boohoo. I didn't get enough fatherly love. Bite me, pansy boy.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Oh bite me, robot person.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

*moves very close to Lee, easily towering over the wee boy with her freakish height*

Wanna say that again?

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Must you be predisposed to ride my ass?

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Comes with the armour, kid.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Right.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Hey, you can't expect me to pass up on the opportunity to bully. *shrugs*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Everytime I get sent intel about you, you're either eating toast, writing poetry or doing OTHER not for wee kid's ears!

Son, you're almost 18 and you're sleeping with a teddy bear. SOMETHING IS WRONG.

I went off to provide you! Your constant attitude and consistent rebellion only makes me love Zak more. I'm beginning to think you're a Cylon, Lee....if that is your real name.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

...omg, I will send you a letter of my IMPORTANT DEALINGS LIKE HOW I'M WORKING FOR THE DEAN OF THE SCHOOL!

I'm sleeping with a beautiful woman, not a teddy bear. Nothing's wrong with me.


....*hates*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

*offers to follow you around and take pictures for you to send to your big meanie of a dad*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

My son should be filling out his War College applications, not having his picture taken!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

Well maybe he is, you big blow-hard! Instead of assuming, why don't you ask him what he's doing? Quit relying on other people's reports.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

...

You sound like a Cylon? Only a Cylon or Widow Twanky would talk to me like that!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

I'm not a Cylon. I'm sexier than a Cylon. Also, I worship Callisto and you making her cry made me hate you.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

A Cylon, Widow Twanky, or someone who sees that your insecurities surrounding your masculinity lead you to put down on your son who is secure enough in his own to engage in so-called "girly" acts without fear of censure!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Just wait until Kara hears you called her a "teddy bear"!

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

*gives Lee toast with butter because he's a nice guy*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*glees*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

*smiles*

Some of us happen to like that you're a sweetheart and are also a tough guy who helps out when needed.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I am very tough when duty calls for it. *nods*

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

Yes, yes you are.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Are you too scared to reply to me, Lee Gideon Adam?

Or should I call you Lee Gideon Thrace?

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Nah, just waiting to get through my RL FLIST FIRST So I can sign in and taunt you with icons. DEMANDING WHORE.

*sings loudly* PRINCE ALI AMOROUS HE ALI ADAAAAAMAAA

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Well, that's okay then, I suppose.

And singing now? That's it, I'm buying Zak is own Viper.