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Is my son a failure?

Case in point, this is a typical day for Lee Gideon Adama:

-Wakes up
-Takes a two hour shower using soap for soft skin and three different shampoos and conditioners.
-Eats toast.
-Styles hair with seven different haircare products.
-Eats toast.
-Admires his biceps and professes his love for said biceps.
-Eats toast.
-Writes poetry about his *gag* feelings.
-Eats English muffins.
-Buys butter.
-Flirts with John Crichton. Does this mean he's gay? I can't tell.
-Let's my sekkrit girlfriend Kara Thrace have her way with him.
-Eats toast with butter and jam.
-Goes to sleep with a teddy bear.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG?

Comments

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

How about you called him Gideon?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

It's a family man. We can't all be named Throgmorten or Francheska like normal people.

ARGH DAD!!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

I don't eat THAT much toast in a day. But, I probably make that much toast to parcel off to my friends. FOR I AM A NICE BOY.


And it's not a teddy bear, it's a plushie of a moose.


And you went wrong by LEAVING ME IN THE CARE OF CAROLINE ADAMA AND GOING OFF TO BE A FABULOUS OFFICER IN THE FLEET AND NOT GIVING ME THE CORRECT FATHERLY ADVICE AND LOVE.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[freelancerchick.livejournal.com]

Oh boohoo. I didn't get enough fatherly love. Bite me, pansy boy.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Everytime I get sent intel about you, you're either eating toast, writing poetry or doing OTHER not for wee kid's ears!

Son, you're almost 18 and you're sleeping with a teddy bear. SOMETHING IS WRONG.

I went off to provide you! Your constant attitude and consistent rebellion only makes me love Zak more. I'm beginning to think you're a Cylon, Lee....if that is your real name.

Re: ARGH DAD!!

[sensethevisions]

*gives Lee toast with butter because he's a nice guy*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I don't see anything wrong with his behavior you mean man who makes girls cry in public.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

And how is the Widow Twanky? Has she taught you any new songs? Has she hit on any OTHER men?

You cried on me! I held you in your pain!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

No one talks to my boyfriend the light of my life the water in my cup my friend Lee like that!

I like his toast, I like his biceps, and Morton the Moose plushie is CUTE!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

I'm not surprised at the depth of your feelings. After all, you do spend most of your time together.

Tell me, do you know where his birthmark is?

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

*CLINGS TO JOHN SO VERY VERY TIGHTLY*

[sensethevisions]

I think Lee is a wonderful guy who knows how to balance out strength and duty with compassion and caring.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Who eats toast and writes poetry all day.

He's a girly man. Not my son at all. Zak is the favored child.

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

AND KARA THRACE HASN'T HAD HER WAY WITH ME IN DAYS, THAT FLOOZY.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

If you really must be with Kara, I demand that you marry her immediately and continue the Adama bloodline!

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

OMG, OT, from Desert Places this morning:

"Give what you have to Ali," al-Adama said. "He needs to keep his strength, as he is more like his mother than myself. Zak took more after me. Remember our Zak, my wife? How he could ride for days with half a skein full and come back as fresh as when he left. I never saw a warrior like him, before or since."


OMG EVEN IN FIC YOU'RE RIDING MY ASS OVER THIS.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

BECAUSE ZAK IS THE CHOSEN ONE! FRAK ANAKIN!

[elishevara.livejournal.com]

I ask myself that same question every day. My son is supposed to be a ruthless, heartless killer. Instead he's sending his girlfriend flowers and snuggling. WTF?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

It is a sad state of affairs us parents must deal with.

How do we cease this ridiculous behavior?

[narcisssa.livejournal.com]

At least your son isn't fucking his enemy's mother.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Well...

The question is how do we stop this?

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

I don't know sir. But Lee is poor, poor ungrateful child.

...would you like another hug, sir?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_original_emo/]

Cally dear. So good to see you again.

I would like that very much.

[can_be_more]

Toast = great arms.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

What're you implying?! I don't eat toast!