Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*cuddles*

I see. *sighs* I just miss her. I'm happy when she's here, though.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*cuddles back*

You could always try to bribe Aeryn to dye a blonde streak and hang out with you?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Heh, we might sorta have already agreed to a threesome. *clears throat*

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

John/Aeryn/Cam, the only thing that could make that hotter is Vala.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*drool*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Exactly!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Can we buy tickets?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Private show. Aeryn needs to concentrate.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Can we plant cameras?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

You'd have to check with Aeryn.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Why does she have to know?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It's her bunk.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Oh well.