Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

...

*laughs silently*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*scowls*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Poor baby, I'd offer no-strings comfort sex sage advice, but I'm currently getting sexed-up by Angelus a little busy right now.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It's the thought that counts. Angelus gets all the fun around here.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Don't you people know the answer to everything around here is THREESOME?

[can_be_more]

Sorry if we were too loud on the roof the other night, Cam.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And that was the quiet time!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

No, I didn't hear anything. Thanks for sharing, though.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a problem you need to take in hand.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

If you do that too much, won't you get carpal tunnel syndrome?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It's not quite the same...

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*whistles innocently*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Gaaaah!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

He's just jealous of all the sex going on around him.

[mycanonhatesme]

Oh, you poor thing. Let me play my violin for you. *rolls eyes* It's been a lot longer than four days for some of us, and we manage to survive.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

You're a girl! It's not the same... She did this on purpose. Got me hooked on daily sex and then ran off.

[daddylexbucks.livejournal.com]

See Chloe, this is why you should have taken advantage of my visit to Fandom Town. Seeing as we'd be far away from anything approaching the authorities, I'd have been much more likely to indulge in my secret desire to have sex with you on a pool table.

Or watch you drink a bottle of Ty-Nant


((reading back posts and couldn't resist))

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Aww, poor widdle Cameron. I haven't had sex in...about that long. I'm not sure. And I know it's difficult.

Yes, that's right. I'm frustrated and horny too, in spite of *GASP* having XX chromosomes.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

We should start a support group?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

*sneakily slips Rory some batteries*

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

What is this "sex" thing of which you speak?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Oh man. I think MFCD found a new member.

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

*pat*

This is why you should've chosen me over her, Jerk!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*sighs*

But then you'd never had gone back to Anders.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*pats Cam* I'm not getting any either. Do you know how hard it is to get some privacy when you share a room with 3 people other than your girlfriend?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Uh, I can imagine. I suppose Sparky moving out did have its advantages. I think Kara and Vala's room is pretty much unused.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Four days? That's it? *is envious*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*pats Sam* He's just.. exasperating. I know.

[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Is dying reading this whole thing: Ronald being all snotty and disgusting, Angelus offering Rory tutoring, the various permutations of stress relief being offered -- which almost balances out the gloating and brain-breaking...dental plans IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!...and Vala definitely wants in on the compare-and-contrast threesome.... *wg*

You people are ill. I love you all!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron was hoping that she would be.

Yaaay! *loves back*

*clings omg because you were missed*