Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

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*laughs silently*

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Poor baby, I'd offer no-strings comfort sex sage advice, but I'm currently getting sexed-up by Angelus a little busy right now.

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[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you people know the answer to everything around here is THREESOME?

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can_be_more: (promo pic!aeryn)

[personal profile] can_be_more 2005-11-12 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry if we were too loud on the roof the other night, Cam.

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[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a problem you need to take in hand.

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If you do that too much, won't you get carpal tunnel syndrome?

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*whistles innocently*

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He's just jealous of all the sex going on around him.

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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-11-12 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, you poor thing. Let me play my violin for you. *rolls eyes* It's been a lot longer than four days for some of us, and we manage to survive.

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[identity profile] daddylexbucks.livejournal.com 2005-11-14 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
See Chloe, this is why you should have taken advantage of my visit to Fandom Town. Seeing as we'd be far away from anything approaching the authorities, I'd have been much more likely to indulge in my secret desire to have sex with you on a pool table.

Or watch you drink a bottle of Ty-Nant


((reading back posts and couldn't resist))

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Aww, poor widdle Cameron. I haven't had sex in...about that long. I'm not sure. And I know it's difficult.

Yes, that's right. I'm frustrated and horny too, in spite of *GASP* having XX chromosomes.

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*sneakily slips Rory some batteries*

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[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/ 2005-11-12 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
What is this "sex" thing of which you speak?

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*pat*

This is why you should've chosen me over her, Jerk!

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*pats Cam* I'm not getting any either. Do you know how hard it is to get some privacy when you share a room with 3 people other than your girlfriend?

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Four days? That's it? *is envious*

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*pats Sam* He's just.. exasperating. I know.

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[identity profile] aka-vala.livejournal.com 2005-11-17 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Is dying reading this whole thing: Ronald being all snotty and disgusting, Angelus offering Rory tutoring, the various permutations of stress relief being offered -- which almost balances out the gloating and brain-breaking...dental plans IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!...and Vala definitely wants in on the compare-and-contrast threesome.... *wg*

You people are ill. I love you all!