Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

...

*laughs silently*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*scowls*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Is Crunch not so crunchtastic right now?

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Poor baby, I'd offer no-strings comfort sex sage advice, but I'm currently getting sexed-up by Angelus a little busy right now.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

At least I'm not stumpy, Chunkman.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

It's the thought that counts. Angelus gets all the fun around here.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I also don't have your problem.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Don't you people know the answer to everything around here is THREESOME?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*grumbles*

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

And since I haven't heard Vala complain I think very highly of you.Hey, turn evil and there'll be plenty of opportunities for fun. Chicks dig the bad boys.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

But "Which three?" is the question. You and Aeryn doing anything later?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Mix and matching is always fun. Not sure. We're still tired from last night, after all...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*brags*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Vala says I'm a quicky study. Thanks. That's er... thanks. Sure, they dig bad boys for a quick frak against the wall, but they stay with the good boys.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Rub it in, why don't you?

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Bite me.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

Always an asset. You're welcome. That's why you switch between the two, or become an anti-hero...

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

No, that's Vala's job. Crunch tastes bad.

[can_be_more]

*eyebrow raise* But seriously, times are negotiable.

[can_be_more]

Sorry if we were too loud on the roof the other night, Cam.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a problem you need to take in hand.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

It's the leather pants. And the ungodly sexual stamina.

[crowt-robot.livejournal.com]

I prefer the peanut butter kind myself.

[psycho-barbie.livejournal.com]

I'd say I hadn't noticed, but that would be a lie.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Smooth or crunchy?