Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

*taunts you with his single room, complete with bathroom, again*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

*found a way around it, HAH, thank you Yogi Bear*

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but when they're not out of town, I still have a single.

*thinks*

Well, not really, not any more, but still.