Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Gonna have to find Vala and Kara first and ask 'em if it's okay.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

If you find Vala, bring her home?

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I will. I'll tie her up and handcuff her to your b.. ar fridge. Your bar fridge. Yep.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Bar fridge? *blinks and wonders if the bed wouldn't be better*

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I was trying not to be kinky.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Heh, it's FT. Apparently I'm not allowed to blush here.

Dude, FIVE DAYS.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

FIVE DAYS. Woe. Just imagine what it'll be like when you're working a desk job and she's off galavanting around the galaxy.

Solution: don't get a desk job.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

At this point, I'm thinking of becoming her personal slave and galavanting after her. Have you seen how pathetic I am without her?

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

I have. I'm fine with you becoming her sidekick instead of mine if it means you get some lovin', because I'm not giving it to you.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Dude, can't we have both? You could come with us and be a superhero in space.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose that could work. I wonder if I can get a good dental plan in space.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Vala can arrange something.