Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I miss her!

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Would say she's very missable, but doesn't want a return of grumpy Cam.

*pats* She'll be back soon, I'm sure.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Would so hug her if she said that as he's still a nice guy.

*sits and waits*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

She seems like someone who's very missable, Cam.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*hugs Sam and agrees*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*hugs Cameron back*

It's completely platonic!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*Cameron wonders why anyone would think it's anything else*

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

*Sam concedes this is probably true*