Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like you didn't have offers. Narim, Martouf, freaky Ancient stalker guy, Fifth, Janet, McKay.. so I hear. I hear things. Don't hit me.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Okay, in order: Creepy, Confusing, Freaky, No Way In Hell, still working out the details, and Maybe If You Lit Me On Fire.

I won't hit you. I know where the information probably came from. I'll hit him once he's better.

[kawalsky.livejournal.com]

Well, if Jack isn't willing to put out, what about John Connor? Y'know, provided he doesn't laugh at you again.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

He better be ready to put out. *pouts* Right now I think it's more an issue of "able."

Not sure I'm ready to take on Apocalypse Boy again.