Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Plus he's got his own secrets to deal with now. Stupid locker. *kicks it*

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, and he can't talk about that one either because I don't know what he knows because Janet might come after him if he says too much.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we really need to figure that out at some point, for the poor boy's sanity. Janet's vindictive like that.