Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
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[personal profile] mycanonhatesme 2005-11-16 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh Lex, I think it's very safe to say that we're on for the next time we meet. Especially since I just celebrated my birthday, and am now legal, even according to the backwards laws of Kansas.

And I love that Ty-Nant idea. Especially if it's been chilled. That sounds very, very fair.