Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

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[aka-vala.livejournal.com]

Is dying reading this whole thing: Ronald being all snotty and disgusting, Angelus offering Rory tutoring, the various permutations of stress relief being offered -- which almost balances out the gloating and brain-breaking...dental plans IN SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!...and Vala definitely wants in on the compare-and-contrast threesome.... *wg*

You people are ill. I love you all!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cameron was hoping that she would be.

Yaaay! *loves back*

*clings omg because you were missed*