ext_26738 ([identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
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Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
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[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
At least I'm not stumpy, Chunkman.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but I also don't have your problem.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
No, that's Vala's job. Crunch tastes bad.

[identity profile] crowt-robot.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I prefer the peanut butter kind myself.

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Smooth or crunchy?
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