ext_26738 ([identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
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Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
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[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I was having a wet dream at the time...

[identity profile] whitedeathpod.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
You probably just rolled over on your juice box.

[identity profile] cameronmitchell.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I highly doubt it.

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
*awards points for Friends reference*

[identity profile] notstakedyet.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Enjoy one of the rare moments of me being a catcher...
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