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fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
Four
Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.
My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOURFRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.
I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.
What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR
I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.
What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
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Well, you see, a few posts up when you said "Rub it in, why don't you?", what you should have said was "Hey, wouldn't you know? There's three of us here right now."no subject
See, I'm still learning. *sighs*