Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Should I wear the special boxers?

[can_be_more]

Don't bother with boxers at all. Less clothing to take off that way.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

But unwrapping the present is half the fun...

[can_be_more]

Kind of depends on the mood of the scene, though, you know? Sometimes you need one less thing between you and hot dirty lovin'.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Should I just answer the door naked?

[can_be_more]

As long as you're sure it's me.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And what happens if it's not...

[can_be_more]

Someone reports your humiliation to the radio.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

And I give some lucky girl of guy a free show!

[can_be_more]

And if it's not a girl? Or Lee?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Stop asking hard questions and just ravish me already!

[can_be_more]

*OMG RAVISHES*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*OMG HAPPIES*

[can_be_more]

*RAVISHES AGAIN!*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*IS SPENT*

*GLOATS TO CAM SOME MORE*

[can_be_more]

Now, now, be nice.