Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Cutting the edges off paper is wasteful!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

If they weren't there in the first place, needing to be cut off, it wouldn't be wasteful, would it?

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Edges give paper character! It makes them badass!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

When we describe things as "edgy," this is not what we mean.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Nah, edgy is leaving the butter out overnight!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

ZOMG ENOUGH ABOUT THE BUTTER ALREADY!

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I just think you're cute when you get all up in arms!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Rawr, baby.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I'd try to steal you away from Cally but she might cry and making Cally cry is federal offense around here.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

You do anything to make her cry and I kill you before the feds get here. Which includes stealing me away, so you're SOL there, man. Sorry.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*CRIEZ ZOMG* And I wouldn't hurt Cally. The whole school would come after me.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Only if I don't get to you first.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

I would defend myself with edged paper omg!

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Edged paper would not save you if you made Cally cry.