Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*blushes* She's errr... *coughs* She's a great teacher.

[fates_jaye]

*sigh*

Okay, no blushing at FT!

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

*clears throat*

Right.

Honey, she knows all the moves and all the works and she's not shy of educating me in the art of love making.

[fates_jaye]

That's better. See, therapy.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

I still didn't get any sex...

[fates_jaye]

Sorry? I haven't gotten any since I've been here, though, so...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

So...

Join the support group?

[fates_jaye]

I'll bring the popcorn.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Cool. I got the chocolate covered. Can I braid your hair?

[fates_jaye]

All we need is booze and we're set. Sure. I have very pretty hair. It's shiny.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

We might want to raid Lee's room for ambrosia then. Very pretty. It lacks a blonde streak, but the shininess completely makes up for it.

[fates_jaye]

Panty booze raid! *swishes hair*