Four

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:24 pm (UTC)(link)
We could.

When is Vala coming back? Do you know? Because I'm only stuck like this until Sunday night.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Real life sucks.

And chocolate is good. We should have lots, and lots of chocolate.

And candy.

Also? Should be noted that my alter-ego in town is totally not getting any at the moment, in spite of being a former hooker.

[identity profile] auroryborealis.livejournal.com 2005-11-12 06:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, and to be Belgian.

We should make waffles!!!

And zomg, my girl in town got in a fight with her sweet, doting boyfriend-like person (ANGST) but she also flirted with a really hot vampire (oooooh). So she may yet be getting some. Who knows.