Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Only if we're not in the same room.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Hard to do it at once if you're not in the same room. OTOH I suppose the cream filling of that sandwich could be standing in a doorway...

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking, but I thought you might have meant the 'at once' as in a general relationship with the two of them and not necessarily the 'right here and now' thing.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I like to share and co-operate with as many people as I can all in one go. It's the giver in me.

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

How generous of you.