Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

This is what happens when you date non-Europeans. They think girls don't like it, and also look at you in adorable befuddlement when you mention things like making use of the g-spot.

[mycanonhatesme]

Oh Angelus, I knew you'd be a voice of reason here.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I should give lessons. "The clit and why you should be best friends with it." Lesson two: "Oral sex and why giving it to her won't kill you."