Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[can_be_more]

*is slightly disturbed at the thought of other guys outside of subtext*

*is omg whipped*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

*is omg whipped as well*

*does not omg care*

[can_be_more]

*is happily omg mutually whipped*

*omg*