Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

It's awesome facial hair, Ronald. How goes the search for the right girl?

[aboywhosnotrory.livejournal.com]

It's a tireless search. I have looked high and low, and while the ladies here are lovely indeed, I fear that everyone I could ever have sex with love is either attached or kind of scary.