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fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
cameronmitchell.livejournal.com) wrote in fandomtherapy2005-11-12 05:09 pm
Four
Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.
My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOURFRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.
I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.
What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR
I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.
What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.
no subject
You sure you won't confuse us? Not gonna be pretty if you say the wrong name...no subject
If we keep our hands on her at all times, it won't matter what name she cries out.no subject
Trust me, I won't...no subject
And you'll still love me best, right?no subject
Always.no subject
*waves shippy flag*