Four

[cameronmitchell.livejournal.com]

Four days. Four. Freaking. Days.

My player keeps wondering why I'm being this angsty (as if I don't have reason enough). It's really easy; I haven't gotten laid for FOUR FRAKKING FRELLING FUCKING DAYS.

I'm a teenager, damnit. Sex is always on my mind. My girlfriend isn't even on the same planet and spanking the monkey isn't quite cutting it now that I've been with Vala Mal Doran.

What? This is therapy. Can't I for once not be a boyscout and just come right out and admit that I haven't have sex in four days and it's FRUSTRATING.

Comments

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You know I think it was all that time Logan spent as a bunny that made him so attuned to the needs of animals.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I think Logan was in tune with those needs before that. He's very intuitive.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Very true. I think it's all that time he's spent in California. He's a very sensitive person.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

He is. Very sensitive, and attentive.

Hey, it rhymes.