*frustrated cries*

[fates_jaye]

*glares at animals*

*shrieks incoherently*

JUST TELL ME SOMETHING IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE! OR HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SINGING ME TO NOT-SLEEP WITH YOUR DEMENTED NOT-LULLABIES! OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHUT UP OMG please shut up now, kthnx.



I'm not crazy.

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[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*patpat*

Of course they do. Now, can they talk to me?

[fates_jaye]

I don't know. I know they probably won't.

I'm destined to end up like the guy in the Looney Toons cartoon where he finds the frog singing and dancing but whenever he shows it to other people it's all 'Ribbit.' That's my future.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Interesting.

You know, that was a cartoon. Which is...not real. You know the difference between 'real' and 'not real', right?

[fates_jaye]

*glares* I know the difference. I can't help that I'm the new Joan of Arc.

Where did Joan go anyway? She'd understand this, I bet.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

You know, they're saying nowadays that Joan of Arc had a chemical imbalance. She was schizophrenic or something.

[fates_jaye]

I AM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I didn't say you were.

But yet, you automatically jumped to that conclusion...interesting.

[fates_jaye]

It isn't like they tell me to burn things or anything.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Yet.

[fates_jaye]

...

You don't think they would, do you?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

I don't know, Jaye. I don't know these 'talking' animals as you do.

What else have they asked you to do?

[fates_jaye]

Well, they told me to return a woman's purse, and then I got arrested. And another time they told me to break someone's tail light, but a woman found God because I did that!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

That's...good.

Did they ever ask you to say, help plan a birthday party?

[fates_jaye]

Well, there was that one time.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Uh huh.

Did they tell you to throw glitter on anyone? Or was that just you?

[fates_jaye]

Oh, the glitter was totally me. *glitters*

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Ooh. Sparkly.

[fh_jackass]

[I was at a Tim Minear workshop yesterday, where he talked about a Wonderfalls ep he wanted to do.

He said Jaye would finally give in, and tell the animals, "All right! I'll do whatever you want!"

And the animals would say, "Okay. Set that guy on fire."

... He didn't know where it went after that. But he thought it would be cool.]

[fates_jaye]

((Okay, I'm LMAO over here, and I want to see a script for that.))

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy could, he would be relieved that Jaye isn't big on burning things.