*frustrated cries*

[fates_jaye]

*glares at animals*

*shrieks incoherently*

JUST TELL ME SOMETHING IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE! OR HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SINGING ME TO NOT-SLEEP WITH YOUR DEMENTED NOT-LULLABIES! OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHUT UP OMG please shut up now, kthnx.



I'm not crazy.

Comments

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Right.

*backs away slowly*

[fates_jaye]

See? See? I scare people!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

It's okay, Jaye. I understand where you're coming from.

Imaginary friends are a healthy part of everyone's development.

[fates_jaye]

*cries*

They're not imaginary but I can't say that where anyone's actually going to know about it because they'll lock me up. They talk, really.

[miss-monochrome.livejournal.com]

Of course you're not. Everybody has little wax lions that talk to them.

Oh, wait...

[fates_jaye]

*cries*

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

[can_be_more]

*points and laughs*

[fates_jaye]

Bitch. I hate you.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

[fates_jaye]

I don't know, but if they wanted me to find out, they'd probably say something like "the monkey flies at midnight" and expect me to work it out.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy could talk, which he can't because he wasn't alive to begin with and is now a mere pile of ashes, he would say that there's nothing wrong with inanimate objects talking to you.

[fates_jaye]

If Jaye thought LWB could hear her LITTLE WOODEN BOY, I HAVE MISSED YOU.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*weeps for LWB*

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

Your plastic animals talk to you? Do you know where I could buy some that do that?

[fates_jaye]

I have no idea. I just kinda stumble onto them.

They're not plastic, actually. The lion's wax, the monkey's brass and the snake is rubber.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

You say that like being crazy is a bad thing and not a total turn-on, though usually I prefer to cause it

[fates_jaye]

Well, socially, psychosis is frowned upon. Let me guess, it's not caused by anything fun.

[bens-mikey.livejournal.com]

*points Jaye toward the Clinic* Maybe you should go pay the doctors a visit.

[fates_jaye]

Don't wanna. They're gonna medicate me.

[janet_fraiser]

Two options:

1. I could sedate you.

2. We could channel that anger into something productive, like making a big "The Librarian Is Doing The Speech Teacher AND The Quantum Physics Teacher" and hang it over the library door.

It probably wouldn't embarrass him, but we'd get a hell of a laugh out of CJ's reaction.

[fates_jaye]

1. Eh. Just buy me a couple drinks.

2. Have I mentioned I love you?

[names-ash.livejournal.com]

VOICES? HA! Try little versions of yourself stabbing you in the foot with nails! That's trauma, kid!

[fates_jaye]

...

I'm so glad there's someone here crazier than me.

After Detention

[maias-notebook.livejournal.com]

*pets you* MUNs are never fair and certainly not when you point it out that they have not angsted you. *shakes head* Poor dear, I hope she does not have you suffer long. *pets again*

Look at my damn title, I got detention!! Damn MUNs

Re: After Detention

[fates_jaye]

My mun's fine. It's fate that's the problem.

(Though considering we're not really here and this isn't really happening, you probably don't need the 'After Deternion' in FT.)

[threeweapons.livejournal.com]

Sanity is over rated.

[fates_jaye]

*hugs you*