*frustrated cries*

[fates_jaye]

*glares at animals*

*shrieks incoherently*

JUST TELL ME SOMETHING IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE! OR HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SINGING ME TO NOT-SLEEP WITH YOUR DEMENTED NOT-LULLABIES! OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHUT UP OMG please shut up now, kthnx.



I'm not crazy.

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[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

Right.

*backs away slowly*

[fates_jaye]

See? See? I scare people!

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

It's okay, Jaye. I understand where you're coming from.

Imaginary friends are a healthy part of everyone's development.

[fates_jaye]

*cries*

They're not imaginary but I can't say that where anyone's actually going to know about it because they'll lock me up. They talk, really.

[miss-monochrome.livejournal.com]

Of course you're not. Everybody has little wax lions that talk to them.

Oh, wait...

[can_be_more]

*points and laughs*

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*patpat*

Of course they do. Now, can they talk to me?

[fates_jaye]

*cries*

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy could talk, which he can't because he wasn't alive to begin with and is now a mere pile of ashes, he would say that there's nothing wrong with inanimate objects talking to you.

[fates_jaye]

Bitch. I hate you.

[fates_jaye]

I don't know, but if they wanted me to find out, they'd probably say something like "the monkey flies at midnight" and expect me to work it out.

[miss-monochrome.livejournal.com]

There, there.

But, hey, you're the one who tempted fate by saying your MUN didn't give you angst, right?

[fates_jaye]

I don't know. I know they probably won't.

I'm destined to end up like the guy in the Looney Toons cartoon where he finds the frog singing and dancing but whenever he shows it to other people it's all 'Ribbit.' That's my future.

[cantgetnorelief.livejournal.com]

They're not imaginary but I can't say that where anyone's actually going to know about it because they'll lock me up.

Oh, come on. This is FANDOM we're talking about here.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

Interesting.

You know, that was a cartoon. Which is...not real. You know the difference between 'real' and 'not real', right?

[fates_jaye]

If Jaye thought LWB could hear her LITTLE WOODEN BOY, I HAVE MISSED YOU.

[can_be_more]

Now, now, no need for that kind of language.

[auroryborealis.livejournal.com]

*weeps for LWB*

[fates_jaye]

It's not so much angst as an anuerysm in progress.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If LWB could talk, he would say "See? You're just as sane as The Tick!"

[fates_jaye]

I will get shipped off to the NPC'ed Shady Oaks mental hospital! It was totally going to happen on my show!

[miss-monochrome.livejournal.com]

Well then, see? You're still ahead of the game!

I think. Is an anuerysm better or worse than emo?

[fates_jaye]

*glares* I know the difference. I can't help that I'm the new Joan of Arc.

Where did Joan go anyway? She'd understand this, I bet.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If LWB could talk, he would tell Rory to save her tears because he'll be back someday. Just as soon as The Tick has another psychotic break that he just can't deal with. Really, that could be any day now!