*frustrated cries*

[fates_jaye]

*glares at animals*

*shrieks incoherently*

JUST TELL ME SOMETHING IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE! OR HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SINGING ME TO NOT-SLEEP WITH YOUR DEMENTED NOT-LULLABIES! OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHUT UP OMG please shut up now, kthnx.



I'm not crazy.

Comments

[fates_jaye]

I don't know, but if they wanted me to find out, they'd probably say something like "the monkey flies at midnight" and expect me to work it out.

[chasingangela]

That's waaaaay too coherent. It would probably be more like "watch the skies tonight."

[fates_jaye]

OMG, you get it! *hugs you!*

[chasingangela]

*hugs back*

Couldn't you feed them to the garbage disposal, or something?

[fates_jaye]

I don't want to know what happens if I try. Besides, just because they're gone, it doesn't mean others won't show up. Like the snake? I didn't have him when I got here.

[chasingangela]

Hunh.

And I fear that if you completely banned animals from your life, you'd end up with talking staplers and shampoo bottles. At least the animals have *mouths.*

[fates_jaye]

But no larynxes. Which disturbs me, but if I start thinking about the "how", I will never sleep again.