*frustrated cries*

[fates_jaye]

*glares at animals*

*shrieks incoherently*

JUST TELL ME SOMETHING IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE! OR HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SINGING ME TO NOT-SLEEP WITH YOUR DEMENTED NOT-LULLABIES! OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHUT UP OMG please shut up now, kthnx.



I'm not crazy.

Comments

[fates_jaye]

I have no idea. I just kinda stumble onto them.

They're not plastic, actually. The lion's wax, the monkey's brass and the snake is rubber.

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

Maybe that's my problem, then. Maybe the other materials are better conductors for that kind of thing.

[fates_jaye]

Ooh, you think so? What do you think would happen if I wore a plastic helmet?

[bens-mikey.livejournal.com]

*whispers* Tin foil beanie. *runs away*

[jarodpretends.livejournal.com]

I think you'd get something I've heard described as helmet hair.

[janet_fraiser]

Aha! You DID steal my snake!

[fates_jaye]

...

It wanted to be stolen.

[janet_fraiser]

And how did you determine this, since it was a rubber snake?

*makes mental notes on all instances of seeming insanity that really weren't from Colorado*

[fates_jaye]

I'm ONLY telling you this because you can't remember it later. It told me so.

[janet_fraiser]

Oddly enough, I agree with you. Which is why I can tell you that I'm actually the former Chief Medical Officer of a highly-classified facility in Colorado and I think aliens may be talking to you through your toy pets.

Which, really, is saner than it sounds. I swear.

[fates_jaye]

Wait, the animals are aliens?