*frustrated cries*

[fates_jaye]

*glares at animals*

*shrieks incoherently*

JUST TELL ME SOMETHING IN A COMPLETE SENTENCE! OR HOW ABOUT YOU STOP SINGING ME TO NOT-SLEEP WITH YOUR DEMENTED NOT-LULLABIES! OR HOW ABOUT YOU JUST SHUT UP OMG please shut up now, kthnx.



I'm not crazy.

Comments

[fates_jaye]

What happens if my nose starts itching, though? Yeah, I bet.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

That's what the padded walls are for. If I ain't happy, ain't nobody happy

[fates_jaye]

Scatching my nose with the padded wall? You know, everyone else gets sexed up in subtext. Me? I get slightly anxious.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Exactly! You know, so few people get my flirting. Mine is a sad and lonely life. Except for all the sex I'm having.

[fates_jaye]

There's nothing wrong with flowers and candy, you know.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

I tried that and got detention!

[fates_jaye]

...How were they delievered, I wonder?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

... Okay, with knives but my intentions were good!

[fates_jaye]

Some friendly advice? The intentions should count more than the knives, but they're KNIVES. Next time, try a bouquet of roses not covered in poison or with anything sharp sticking out of them, and just hand them to the person. Maybe smile when you do it.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

For some reason people find my smile to be scary

[fates_jaye]

Are you showing fang when you smile?

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Crap, you can see those?

[fates_jaye]

If you look carefully.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

How about when I sulk around in the dark? Is it, like, totally obvious or am I at least a little hidden?

[fates_jaye]

Hidden, unless there's a convenient streetlight. Then it's more obvious.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

Damn. I need to practice more

[fates_jaye]

Sorry. You had to hear it, though.

[notstakedyet.livejournal.com]

No, no, constructive criticism is good. I'll never learn otherwise.