Ask Little Wooden Boy

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Do you have problems? Do you think that there's just nobody you can talk to?

You can talk to Little Wooden Boy. He may not be alive. And he may just be a pile of ashes at the moment. But he's still here for you. Talk to the Little Wooden Boy. It'll make you feel better.

Comments

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy could, he would whimper. FIRE BAD!

Be glad Little Wooden Boy isn't anything but just a few pieces of wood linked together then burned, or else you would have just depressed him. There are people who would get on you for that.

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Do we make an offering for your advice?

*drops some Lifesavers and an old movie stub at LWB's feet*

Why did you have to go away, LWB? The school misses you.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

No offering is necessary, LWB would say if it were in any way possible. Although he would appreciate the Lifesavers if he could.

He would also appreciate the sentiment of John's words. But he can't. His job was done and he went up in a fiery blaze. But he'll be back someday.