Ask Little Wooden Boy

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Do you have problems? Do you think that there's just nobody you can talk to?

You can talk to Little Wooden Boy. He may not be alive. And he may just be a pile of ashes at the moment. But he's still here for you. Talk to the Little Wooden Boy. It'll make you feel better.

Comments

[whitedeathpod.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy, I cannot cook toast at all. Since you're intimately acquainted with fire now *CRIEZ*, do you have any advice?

[dorky-broots.livejournal.com]

My...laptop....*sob*

[leeadama.livejournal.com]

Dear Little Wooden Boy, I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to my best friend IC as well as OOC. Help!

[sogothcally.livejournal.com]

Mr. Little Wooden Boy, sir. Why do people make fun of Anders and me? I don't understand. We're perfect together, why is there so much mocking?

[ten-and-chips.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy, everyone seems to be falling for me lately. As in more people than in the last few hundred years of my life. Why is this happening to me now?

[flash-serpent.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy, nobody likes me because of the job I do...but they won't leave me alone either. How do I get people to stop pestering me for Lust, Wrath, Sins my time?

[can_be_more]

Little Wooden Boy, everyone thinks I'm scary. How do I fix that without losing my kickassness?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_wespryce/]

[ooc]
Dear Little Wooden Boy,

I just spent an hour trying to book an open-jaw flight over Thanksgiving.

Now I want to kill myself with a rubber mallet. And while I'm at it, I want to kill Orbitz, Delta, America West, and all other electronic gizmos that snatch fares away AFTER I HAVE COMMITTED TO THEM. Now I have a half-hour connection through Phoenix, which is razor-thin for the thanksgiving weekend.

How many years do I spend in hell fo the sin of rage?

Ta.

[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy,

I spent the entire afternoon helping a friend paint his apartment, and I came home covered in paint and angsty beyond belief, OMG. Please help.

[ihatedenmark.livejournal.com]

Dear Little Wooden Boy,

I'm having a hard time getting up the drive to kill one of my relatives. I know he's guilty of murder most foul and that I'd make my Daddy happy and better my life, but I just can't seem to go through with it. What should I do?