Ask Little Wooden Boy

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Do you have problems? Do you think that there's just nobody you can talk to?

You can talk to Little Wooden Boy. He may not be alive. And he may just be a pile of ashes at the moment. But he's still here for you. Talk to the Little Wooden Boy. It'll make you feel better.

Comments

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy could answer, he would tell Aeryn to bake cookies. That is a very friendly gesture. If anyone laughs or mocks, punch them. That will keep the kickassness intact.

[can_be_more]

Aeryn stares at him. If he had actually answered, she would have countered with, "But Janet already baked cookies. I would be stealing her thunder. Please offer another suggestion."

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

Cake, he would respond.

[can_be_more]

Aeryn nods. "Thank you for your assistance."

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

LWB would say that Aeryn is welcome. Sir.