Ask Little Wooden Boy

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Do you have problems? Do you think that there's just nobody you can talk to?

You can talk to Little Wooden Boy. He may not be alive. And he may just be a pile of ashes at the moment. But he's still here for you. Talk to the Little Wooden Boy. It'll make you feel better.

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[carter-i-am.livejournal.com]

Little Wooden Boy,

I spent the entire afternoon helping a friend paint his apartment, and I came home covered in paint and angsty beyond belief, OMG. Please help.

[bugofjustice.livejournal.com]

If Little Wooden Boy were crass enough to (and at all capable of) use his spiritual brother, the pencil, he would have made a list:

1) Get the paint off of you through whatever methods people would use to do so.
2) Play Monopoly. Be the banker. Cheat openly and threaten anyone who calls you on it. It's good catharsis.
3) If that doesn't work, use the board to hit anyone who can't keep a secret. Not that I know anything about that.
4) Have some tea and listen to calming music.